tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post2050942040974133856..comments2024-02-14T18:48:29.276+00:00Comments on The Anti DC: that dirty joke better make me pukeMarissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-36255846474811304872008-11-19T22:07:00.000+00:002008-11-19T22:07:00.000+00:00Got a link to that ad? My contract's being rebid r...Got a link to that ad? My contract's being rebid right now. Just wanna be prepared.FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-39261843755867124052008-11-19T21:54:00.000+00:002008-11-19T21:54:00.000+00:00foggydew--I commend you for reforming...well, sort...<B>foggydew--</B><BR/><BR/>I commend you for reforming...well, sorta. I like that you didn't really reform. I'm afraid I'm unfit to re-enter any other workplace but that in which I presently reside. Just today, for instance, when my editor was asking for help to compose a want ad (btw, anyone need a job?!), I suggested he change "Hiring for several positions" into "Hiring for several sex positions." Yes, I truly do have the humor instincts of a 14-year-old boy.Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-10149768079774006952008-11-19T21:47:00.000+00:002008-11-19T21:47:00.000+00:00I used to be a reporter who's abandon the true fai...I used to be a reporter who's abandon the true faith and sold his soul to work for a defense contractor (really, the devil pays so much better than Hearst).<BR/><BR/>I spent the first six months terrified I would say something reportery, something that wouldn't even be worth a second glance in a newsroom, but would make ladies in my office faint and the men puke. <BR/><BR/>Thankfully I weathered that storm-I've outlasted (read driven away and replaced) all those of weak will. Bwahahahaha. <BR/><BR/>Now that we've got a thicker skinned crew all I worry about is someone walking along in the hall and hearing what we say. That could be bad.FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-10195049177248359872008-11-19T16:37:00.000+00:002008-11-19T16:37:00.000+00:00i-66--Well played.anonymous--I must admit, I LOL'd...<B>i-66--</B><BR/><BR/>Well played.<BR/><BR/><B>anonymous--</B><BR/><BR/>I must admit, I LOL'd at that. Such a simple, yet unexpected punchline!Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-56188614793513720402008-11-19T09:32:00.000+00:002008-11-19T09:32:00.000+00:00I didn't even get a stern talking to for this one ...I didn't even get a stern talking to for this one at my work: <BR/><BR/>Q: What's bad about having sex with an 8 year old?<BR/><BR/>A: Nothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-40747848605749810322008-11-19T03:29:00.000+00:002008-11-19T03:29:00.000+00:00...if you're going to go down, you should do it in...<I>...if you're going to go down, you should do it in a blaze of glory...</I><BR/><BR/>That's what she said.I-66https://www.blogger.com/profile/12929341629393348737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-7886084754377331842008-11-19T02:54:00.000+00:002008-11-19T02:54:00.000+00:00lilu--I take comfort in knowing there's someone el...<B>lilu--</B><BR/><BR/>I take comfort in knowing there's someone else out there who thinks that if you're going to go down, you should do it in a blaze of glory. Perhaps even literally...SH*T ON FIRE!<BR/><BR/><B>lemmonex--</B><BR/><BR/>The Metro joke or the "That's what she said" joke? I'm guess the former, because the latter, while overplayed for sure, still never fails to make me LOL. I'm very easily amused, though.<BR/><BR/><B>jack--</B><BR/><BR/>Well then you will be happy to know the Dirty Sanchez is a part of our routine office repertoire. Wow. That came out <I>totally</I> wrong. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! (Seriously, it just doesn't get old!)Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-73005395984431658312008-11-18T22:25:00.000+00:002008-11-18T22:25:00.000+00:00I'm sorry, but any joke that doesn't reference a D...I'm sorry, but any joke that doesn't reference a Dirty Sanchez just isn't funny.<BR/><BR/>J<BR/><BR/>http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11140071411706781433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-33528763190733645682008-11-18T21:46:00.000+00:002008-11-18T21:46:00.000+00:00I don't really get the whole "that's what she said...I don't really get the whole "that's what she said" thing. I mean, I get it...but I don't.<BR/><BR/>And that joke is fucking lame.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-55083438269134639632008-11-18T21:36:00.000+00:002008-11-18T21:36:00.000+00:00I second that she should only have been fired beca...I second that she should only have been fired because of the UNfunny-ness of it all. Seriously, that joke is so 2001.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-49476071636098407082008-11-18T20:40:00.000+00:002008-11-18T20:40:00.000+00:00You know what?! I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THAT! Let's go...You know what?! I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THAT! Let's go with actual feces for the sake of argument.Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-80489784897618775472008-11-18T20:28:00.000+00:002008-11-18T20:28:00.000+00:00Do you mean setting metaphoric shit on fire, or li...Do you mean setting <I>metaphoric</I> shit on fire, or like, actual feces? I think it's an important detail.I-66https://www.blogger.com/profile/12929341629393348737noreply@blogger.com