tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post723986872604320261..comments2024-02-14T18:48:29.276+00:00Comments on The Anti DC: speaking of halloween(ies)...Marissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-17587618369041657232008-10-27T15:50:00.000+00:002008-10-27T15:50:00.000+00:00I'm just trying to figure out what "smoking balls"...I'm just trying to figure out what "smoking balls" actually means . . . "hot as balls", i.e., good looking? I can understand that, as balls do get hot (as I have been told), but do they actually ever "smoke"? Maybe that's the Mystery.<BR/><BR/>This show needs to come to DC. My god.Righteous (re)Stylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809228969166263679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-47999179011476431922008-10-23T03:02:00.000+01:002008-10-23T03:02:00.000+01:00Ah! Damn it, it's ILYPK, not ILYPJ :( I suck. I'...Ah! Damn it, it's ILYPK, not ILYPJ :( I suck. I'm out.<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly,<BR/>Your Buddy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-82538778135219719252008-10-23T02:59:00.000+01:002008-10-23T02:59:00.000+01:00Some days I'd like to describe myself as "smoking ...Some days I'd like to describe myself as "smoking balls". It really is the best way to classify me sometimes minus the douchebaggery clothing style. <BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work. While sometimes it seems your blog has hit it's own recession when it comes to good stories, that story was long, and I loved every minute of it. Cynics rejoice.<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly,<BR/>Your Buddy.<BR/><BR/>PS. I like your pickle juice, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-87337901620682640792008-10-22T18:43:00.000+01:002008-10-22T18:43:00.000+01:00scotus--Correction. His fascination with Mystery's...<B>scotus--</B><BR/><BR/>Correction. His fascination with <I>Mystery's</I> penchant for ball smoking.<BR/><BR/><B>matt--</B><BR/><BR/>I didn't blog it so much to mock Mystery as I did to discuss my infatuation with Bryan. He's comic gold. Expect more of him. That's not a threat. That's a promise! And you're welcome.Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-60893541955480843282008-10-22T08:51:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:51:00.000+01:00Wowzers...I can't believe it took you so long to h...Wowzers...<BR/>I can't believe it took you so long to hang this shit out to dry (sorry, but my ability to asterisk-censor is gone).<BR/>I'd seriously thought this <I>Mystery</I> guy was last years' news. I mean, really... wasn't he supposed to have rolled out of bed and got his neck-charm-locket caught and suffocated in his own, sad bachelor pad? For serious? But, you're telling me that cold-farter is still around? Jeebus!<BR/><BR/>Well, thanks (I guess?) for allerting me to his continued jag-bag'ad-ness. Gives me something to be wary of.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15882451596160097938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-22376756847716313872008-10-22T01:32:00.000+01:002008-10-22T01:32:00.000+01:00"Why does this guy need Mystery's help again?"He d..."Why does this guy need Mystery's help again?"<BR/><BR/>He doesn't. But mainly because between A) Never having kissed a girl, B) Saying it was "love at first sight" when he met Mystery, and C) His fascination with smoking balls, it's pretty clear that it's not women that Brian needs help meeting.Scotushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15722727764493748172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-67756777017187567292008-10-21T21:31:00.000+01:002008-10-21T21:31:00.000+01:00greg s.--I did a side-by-side comparison and the r...<B>greg s.--</B><BR/><BR/>I did a side-by-side comparison and the resemblance is uncanny. Except the Hamburglar doesn't have a soul-patch.<BR/><BR/><B>lemmonex--</B><BR/><BR/>I agree with you. Much like the Hamburglar, Mystery is not inherently a bad-looking guy. He is smokin' balls, after all.<BR/><BR/><B>boomhauer--</B><BR/><BR/>I just Googled Vulan Pon-Far. I think now it's only a matter of time before I get fired. Eh. No regrets.<BR/><BR/><B>nate--</B><BR/><BR/>So you're saying that you didn't watch "I Love Money?" <BR/><BR/><B>jack--</B><BR/><BR/>Shirts only have popped collars if you let them. The orthopedic shoes, though, really? Are we talking legitimate Rockports? And three pairs? Yegads!Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11700026735495447094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-33231640681888433492008-10-21T19:26:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:26:00.000+01:00Note to self: get rid of shirts with popped collar...Note to self: get rid of shirts with popped collars, pleated khakis and all three pairs of orthopedic shoes...<BR/><BR/>J<BR/><BR/>http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11140071411706781433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-42261766389553040712008-10-21T19:17:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:17:00.000+01:00Ever think this guy was just really bored one day ...Ever think this guy was just really bored one day and decided this would be a good way to get laid? I mean, once you're on TV, it's pretty much a given. I have a feeling that his real name is Herman and he lived with his parents until 3 years ago, when a moment of divine intervention caused him to realize that the easiest way to pick up women was to get on TV and say how good he is at picking up women.<BR/><BR/>And may VH1 (and my ex-wife) burn in Hell for the shear volume of hours I have had to spend in front their mind-shreddingly painful "programming".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-74118153416649794672008-10-21T17:58:00.000+01:002008-10-21T17:58:00.000+01:00As much as he is a dingleberry of the highest orde...As much as he is a dingleberry of the highest order, there are some nuggets of truth in his douchiness:<BR/><BR/>1) Most guys have to make an asshole out of themselves <B>a lot</B> before they really get the confidence to talk to a woman, hence the feather boa and the retro bush-style hat. Consider the participants modern-day flagellants, except that we don't get to indulge in the pleasure of seeing them whipped.<BR/><BR/>2) You should put a modicum of effort and innovation into how you dress, if only to make sure that you don't look like every other douche trying to recreate the Thomas Crowne Affair, except instead of looking like something out of a René Magritte paiting, they all are wearing siezure-inducing vertically striped shirts.<BR/><BR/><I>I'm probably a bit underqualified to dissect it, as I in no way will ever even try to begin to understand the mating rituals that occur between two government employees in love</I><BR/><BR/>The mating rituals of government employees are crosses between a Vulcan Pon-Far and pandas mating.Boomhauerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02740537540227793525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-86369174383115537382008-10-21T17:27:00.000+01:002008-10-21T17:27:00.000+01:00I am currently thinking of ways I can incorporate ...I am currently thinking of ways I can incorporate "smoking balls" in to my lexicon. <BR/><BR/>I actually think if Mystery shaved and ditched the liner--though I shamefully admit the liner doesn't bother me that much--and maybe got a new wardrobe...he wouldn't be so bad.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6000991705349014246.post-88710734725342076342008-10-21T17:25:00.000+01:002008-10-21T17:25:00.000+01:00oh. my. god. hahahahah."I solved the Mystery -- he...oh. my. god. hahahahah.<BR/><BR/>"I solved the Mystery -- he's the Hamburglar."<BR/><BR/>this made me die. i just revived myself to let you know.Greg Szetohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14300739649450881501noreply@blogger.com