yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet

I've finally figured out a way (two days later than everybody else) to make sure I have 38,000 tweets by tomorrow -- Yes.ThatCan.Be/My/Next/Tweet. It's brilliant, at least if your pool of original tweets from which this tweet generator pulls the words is decent. Turns out, mine was prime for this tool. It even gave me some future blog topics! Anyway, here are my "next tweets" in the order the Internet generated them for me. If you laugh even an eighth as much as I did, then this cop-out post about nothing was worth it. Have a fine weekend.

Got what.

I'm literal.

I think I mean "holy sh*t."

This one seems within the realm of reality.

I've been told I'm a great day starter, actually.

Good work, tweet generator!

NO WATER IS MY BALLS!

This might be the greatest tweet ever written.

I wish!

Um, now this sounds like a tweet I once posted word for word...

This better not be my subconscious speaking via a random tweet generator.

I CAN'T BE MY BALLS!

I've prayed for puffin to come out my house.

Now with front and back near death experiences!

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