As you can see, this raucous punk is still wearing his club bracelet. He went to the vitaminwater uncapped live/Brightest Young Things temporary party space last night and O.D.'d on corporate visions of urbanity. Sneakers on the wall! Graffiti on the stairs! Lots of art that looked a whole lot like someone asked WWTMD (What Would Takashi Murakami Do)? And of course, fridges upon fridges of all the vitaminwater a cat could ever want. Incidentally, he now probably has diabetes, which makes total sense because diabetes is also super urban! At least in Chennai...
But all jokes aside, for some free sh*t to do in DC at night, the vitaminwater uncapped live events are fine enough, especially if you like artificial flavoring, watching 18-year-olds take "artsy" photographs to put on Facebook and other things you're probably too old for if you're over the age of 25. But for real, my cat is really enjoying eating his entrance bracelet. It's weird that they let in a 3-year-old though. I mean even for something like this, that seems a little young...
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3 comments:
Your cat is so hip. Look at his I-don't-give-a-ufck expression. He's just too cool.
He might just be still high from the other night!
My cat's a badass mother-shut-your-mouth. I'm surprised he ever makes time to hang out with the likes of me, to be honest.
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