Have you ever hung your head like a shamed elephant and walked down a DC street? While it's not the most comfortable walking position, it may in fact be a life-saving one, lest, of course, you actually want to step on some pretty deadly objects. In that case, you should be even more ashamed, elephant, because that's gross. I won't go into some of the objects I found on DC's streets, nor will I say why I was so concerned right now, because that's what I do during this never-awaited next episode of The Anti DC. Please, enjoy at my expense!