In a very much self-serving effort to expand my ongoing housing search, I have outsourced my skills once again to Why I Hate DC. Not to spoil all the fun, but if you click over there, you're promised an explanation of these two sentences: "If I move in am I allowed to put my butt on a dude's head? Or is that girl's butt going to be placed on my head?"
Also, I stand up for barbeque grills everywhere.
Lastly, I sneak in a link to this classic Chris Farley video:
Go on and give it a click: Why Living In a Yurt May Not Be So Bad.