It took me a while to decide whether I thought this was funny or not, but then I perused the site a little closer and found the testimonials:
"I just got a case of Schwetty Balls at my company's Christmas party. What an awesome product. I love your Web site, too. I'm ordering a bunch of Schwetty Balls. I'm gonna stuff my Schwetty Balls into stockings this Christmas!" —Victor, Glen Cove, NY
"I never knew how great it was playing with Schwetty Balls until a friend handed me his to whack around! Thanks for the balls, they're awesome!" —Jason B., Ontario, Canada
"I was excited to play with my Schwetty Balls and now I'm even more excited! They seem to straighten out my big bender." —Larry F., Watervliet, Mich.
It's funny like Mike Seaver's best friend Boner on Growing Pains. N'est-ce pas?