However, to make up for my missing status this afternoon, I invite you to check out my new favorite Internet series called Planet Unicorn. I found it via another DC blog, the name of which unfortunately I did not keep a record, but if and when I find it, I'll make sure to redact and add a link to this guy's online musings just to give credit where credit is due. I'm honest like that. But for now, enjoy the antics of three unicorns -- Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise -- and the 8-year-old gay boy named Shannon who wished them into existence.
*This one's my most favorite.