Surprise! My videotaped roasting of the Tea Partier's Guide to DC isn't even close to being ready yet. In fact, it's not even taped. Don't hate -- mama's gotta pay the bills over here. So, in lieu of that, please accept this apology (because I know this news just made you all start weeping over your keyboards), as well as some other Internet junks to help you forget about the dream-crushing blow I just doled out to you.
THE BEST MOVIE TRAILER SPOOF:
THE BEST FAT CAT JUMPING IN AND OUT OF A LARGE BOX:
THE BEST KANYE WEST VIDEO:
THE BEST VIDEO OF JUSTIN BIEBER ON A SEGWAY:
THE BEST VIDEO OF A DOG WATCHING FAMILY GUY:
And last but not least, THE BEST MARMOT EATING A BISCUIT:
You're welcome for that last one.