I know my mom reads this blog. And I know she's probably ashamed of me (even more) for it. So, why not utilize Mother's Day to exercise synergy and finally publicly acknowledge the two with a lovely Anti DC Original E-Greeting Card For Those Who Want To Simultaneously Impress and Alienate?!
And while I won't be spending the day with my mother due to distance, we will be meeting up next week to celebrate the only way we know how -- at the casino. Seriously. And mom? I'm gonna take you to the finest comped buffet at Foxwoods. You're welcome. Hell, maybe we'll even go halfsies on a $5-footlong. My treat.
Your Unemployed Offspring
P.S. -- You'll lend me some seed money for the tables, right? Or at least the $5 needed to purchase that footlong...