programming note

In honor of the weather being mega ultra super pooper tight as well as my need to take mid-afternoon naps, I've decided to go on an official e-holiday. Well, that's not exactly true. I'll be on e-holiday only from this blog. I'll probably still be on Twitter and Facebook sharing my borderline retarded thoughts with anyone who cares, so if you can't live without me, I invite you to find me on either one of those.

In the meantime (before and after my naps), I'll be finding more perfectly fine bike trails to bitch about, trying to sober up my helper horse Sven and -- wait for it -- working. And this time I don't mean selling sex toys to the public...or gambling...or any other number of nefarious activities. I mean honest-to-goodness work. Sort of. I haven't gotten paid for it yet, but I'm hoping one day this work will pay off. And this time I don't mean with promises of a 50 percent discount on all the Vibro Dongs I want. At least I hope not...

But no need to go into a deep non-depression about my impending absence. The Anti DC will resume with regular updates next Monday Tuesday. (Sven just neighed it was Memorial Day on Monday.)

Until then, e-friends. I'll probably miss you more than you'll miss me...