Stuff to know

Well, as I carve out my place in the world of douche that is DC, I find myself and my fat thumbs trying to type this message into a BlackBerry. Seriisly, my thumbs are like f*cking lobster claws. And by "seriisly," I mean "I really should have gotten T-Bone, my helper newt, to type this with his slim amphibian digits."

But anyway, alas I am doing my own touchscreen typing. Wack.

But you know what's not wack? The fact that Baltimore's Lazerbitch will be in town tomorrow night performing at the Rock'n'Roll Hotel! Go to there!

I would but I've been called away on business to New York. Word on the street is that there's a sewer rat there who can type 160 words per minute.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry