Can someone please explain to me what Kanye West's hair is doing lately?
I'm getting my hair did today, which is possibly why I'm so concerned about Mr. West's coiffure. But really, the mullet? There's no doubt that Kanye has a sick (in a good way) sense of style, but, um, this may be where I -- and hopefully society -- draws the line. Like cover charges in DC bars, the mullet is not OK. I mean, let's face it. It didn't work for Albert Clifford Slater in 1989, meaning it's certainly not working for Mr. West in 2009. Time did not heal this tragedy.
So, Mr. West, in the words of Wesley Willis (RIP), "Get that crazy ass mullet off that skull/ Take your ass to the barber shop/ Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole/ Cut the mullet." Just sayin'.