Thursday, January 22, 2009

ac slater called, and he wants his hair back

Can someone please explain to me what Kanye West's hair is doing lately?

I'm getting my hair did today, which is possibly why I'm so concerned about Mr. West's coiffure. But really, the mullet? There's no doubt that Kanye has a sick (in a good way) sense of style, but, um, this may be where I -- and hopefully society -- draws the line. Like cover charges in DC bars, the mullet is not OK. I mean, let's face it. It didn't work for Albert Clifford Slater in 1989, meaning it's certainly not working for Mr. West in 2009. Time did not heal this tragedy.

So, Mr. West, in the words of Wesley Willis (RIP), "Get that crazy ass mullet off that skull/ Take your ass to the barber shop/ Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole/ Cut the mullet." Just sayin'.


Shannon said...

If Kanye had dimples like Slater's, he could TOTALLY pull it off.

LiLu said...

Next thing you know he's going to be writing Kelly Kapowski love notes, too.

jheisel said...

Wait -- did AC really stand for Albert Clifford?

Marissa said...


No matter how deep the dimple, that kind of mulletry is not OK.


That'd actually be a great title for a record: "Love Notes to Kelly Kapowski."


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