- The original title
- A DC driver's license with your current address on it
- Proof of Valid Odometer Statement
- DC Vehicle Insurance
- DC Vehicle Inspection - Used Car only
Thursday, June 10, 2010
dmv stands for putin nursing baby elks, yes?
It's a rare weekday that I don't grace you all with my e-presence like bed bugs grace a crack denizen's bed at night. Yesterday, however, was one of those days. Lucky you. But I have a semi-fair excuse! I was watching America show off its French talent by watching on loop Haspop dance to Crystal Castles. And, of course, I was also dueling with the man.
But first let's talk about Haspop. Holy f*cking la vache! That guy has rubber joints. If he doesn't win a million dollars I will weep the tears of a 3-year-old with Bieber fever. Seriously, what the hell do they put in baby formula these days to warrant that nonsense? I mean, it wasn't until I was four that I started dry humping television screens showing Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
But enough about the oddities of childhood, let's talk about my gentle(wo)manly duel with the man. So, I just moved into a new apartment in a new neighborhood. The move went swimmingly due to my easy access to a car. However, the after-move has been less than stellar...due to my easy access to a car. Although as a vehicle owner I knew this day was coming, I never prepared myself for its sheer annoyingness. I need a residential parking permit.
This may sound easy, but 1) remember I'm an idiot and 2) this is DC. Nothing is ever easy here, especially when all the street parking has a two-hour limit without a sticker. I challenge the city to answer this question: How is one supposed to get down to the DMV and get the proper permit within two hours of moving in?
According to the DMV's site, I need:
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It was too late to go to the DMV, so my car is now parked in a Virgina driveway, which is probably where it should've have remained.
Holy crap. Did a spambot just pick up on the one typo I had in this post??? Jesus.
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