Wednesday, October 22, 2008

because i'm hustling...

I'm too busy trying to pay my bills to force my unqualified opinion on you regarding the utter stupidity of this $54 million pair of pants. Likewise, I'm also too busy wondering about C6H2(NO2)3CH3 to guess why the explosives that used to be sherpa'd down Connecticut Avenue are now rolling down 16th Street every morning. Lastly, I'm too busy being creeped out to ponder why a fellow cyclist passed me the other day on Mt. Pleasant Street holding a camera over his shoulder, snapping pictures of the people behind him. A little strange...

In lieu of all that, here's a little mid-week regurgitation of sh*t on the Interweb that I found to be tight, bizarre or tight and bizarre. And because English bores me sometimes, давай пo-pyccкий! (At least for the numbering...)

Один! Washingtonian magazine always knows how to make me feel better. Apparently, I'm not the only one struggling to find content! Oh DC...

Два! This might be the best resignation letter ever. All it's missing is a Xerox copy of his middle finger. (I'm a tad bit in love...)

Три! Had I been paying more attention to the person's puke I stepped in last weekend in Baltimore, I'd have sold my boots on eBay. Bitches are about to go viral! Please enjoy this most addictive tribute to tight pants.

Четырe! These plates make me want to go on a diet...or lick 'em! That black bread and salami keeps looking more delicious the longer I stare at it.

Пять! The ending is a little awkward. And I like it! I need a drink...

BONUS ROUND! Because, like you, I'm also just dying to know who's dating whom among the Russian oligarch set. Finally, the truth is revealed. In pictures!

7 comments:

Jack said...

I actually met Andrew Lahde once. He seemed like a total asshole. Who knew the dude was all about the bud...

J

http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/

Arjewtino said...

You'll probably find out why the cyclist was taking photos soon enough.

Kate said...

The a.m. explosives have always baffled (& scared) me. WTF are they? If nothing else, their drivers are damn punctual.

Freewheel said...

A cyclist snapping photos? Are you talking about Gwadzilla?

http://gwadzilla.blogspot.com/

Marissa said...

jack--

I thought that was such a good twist. I always thought I-bankers were more of the open cocaine habit crowd...who knew?!

arjewtino--

In fact, I did! It was Gwadzilla! (Hat tip to Freewheeling.)

kate--

I have concluded that they are for various construction projects. Through the grapevine, I've learned that ever so often at GW hospital lately an announcement will come over the loudspeaker asking people "not to be alarmed at the sounds of an explosion." That is the best announcement ever.

freewheeling--

You are like a fountain of knowledge. I found the photo! (I'm being an incredibly bad example to safety in it...oops...)

Freewheel said...

In terms of the acclaim that a cyclist can aspire to, having your photo up on Gwadzilla's blog ranks just below winning the Tour de France.

Congratulations!

Jack said...

What, not wearing a helmet?

J