And today, my e-friends,
According to a DHS press release circulated today, these so-called "Grannies" (read: Terrorists) are planning a (*gasp*) sit-in tomorrow at noon outside the Veterans Affairs office at 810 Vermont Ave., NW. And although 80-year-old ladies armed with yarn and a couple of knitting needles certainly leads me to assume a bit of Clockwork Orange-style ultra violence will ensue, DHS wants you all to breath slightly easier: "Violence is not likely and there should be minimal disruptions to routine activities." Violence is not likely my ass!
Interestingly, of the other nine
My money's on the Grannies for throwing the first punch. Take 'em down! And, if it's not too much trouble, I could use another pair of fingerless gloves. Thx!