Yes, e-friends, while the dawning of warmer weather may seem like a blessing, it actually is just the beginning of a new season of dishabille DC fashion. That is, along with the 60-plus-degree days, leggings will soon begin to fill DC's streets. It'll be like 1,000 Lindsay Lohans prancing around except in place or her sharp accessorizing will be the additions of Hoya sweatshirts and Uggs.
I can see your cellulite and that is not tight. (Literally! LOL!)
Why?! Why don't people realize that leggings are unflattering on 99 percent of the population?! Even pictured above on Ms. Lohan, who is pretty fit, the leggings make her look a little chubby. They're also slightly see-through, making it look like the bitch just forgot to put the lower half of her ensemble on.But at least Drinky McNicotinePatch opts for full-length leggings, which (in certain situations on the right
Barf. I should not be posting this just after lunch...
Honestly, it doesn't get much worse than what I so graciously posted above for you. And I wouldn't be shocked to see an ugly-patterned, probably baby-doll top, a pair of lace-embellished short leggings and some hideous platform strappy silver sandals on the streets of DC. This city cannot dress itself. I don't care what anybody tries to say otherwise. I believe what I see and what I see is unnecessarily ugly people.
So, please, for the love of all things full-length, please, please do not step out of your apartment in leggings, unless, of course, you're an ectomorphic underweight model, then not only can you get away with wearing the simulacrum of pants, but hell, you could probably get away with wearing no pants at all. But for the other 99 percent of the population, I don't care if you're just "on your way to the gym," "going to the grocery store," or "off to play a quick game of street dice," DO NOT REPLACE YOUR PANTS WITH LEGGINGS. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!
Sure, go ahead and replace your tights with leggings in the warmer months. Fine. I'll give you that. But for all other purposes, just, um, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. Thx :)
PS -- Someone at The Express loves me. I'm in their Blog Log again!