In the spirit of the late, great Sophia Petrillo, "Picture it..." I was checking my Anti DC account when i notice, sitting at the top of my screen, the words "Man bra." So naturally, I clicked.
And then I was led to this (NSFW? Kinda?) -- the "breast and cleavage enhancing bra for cross-dressing, transgender and transvestites."
Now, there are several possible conclusions to make from this, with the first, of course, being that this "bro" or "manziere," as George Constanza's dad so eloquently put it on Seinfeld, is f*cking magic. That man has more cleavage than most women, including myself. I'm a bit jealous.
The second conclusion, naturally, is that there has been some pretty saucy E-mails trickling into email@example.com lately. Which would be totally awesome, but there hasn't been. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy all the E-mails and enteractions I've had, but there has regrettably been no discussion of men in female undergarments. In fact, in the spirit of full disclosure, in no particular order, the last 10 or so E-mails I've received (not counting every annoying Facebook alert or whatever the hell those are) centered on the topics of: Tim Hamilton trousers; Guido Beach; sexual harassment in Russia; how to take concert photos properly; my birthday; RZA; Claire Huxtable (both the band and the Cosby Show varieties); Crocs; Why.I.Hate.DC; my wit and general genius; and Christian the Lion.
Now, how those topics earned me the privilege of learning about this magical bra that gives men such juicy cleavage is beyond me. But I'll take it. And I'll be buying one of those
bras bros because that is some flattering boobage, I tell you what.
I'm thinking, however, that maybe these ads are generated randomly, because this afternoon I've also gotten links to:
Organic Yoga Clothing, yet I'm not a hippie;
Luxury DC Condos, yet I'm poor;
Black Dermatologist -- DC, yet I'm Slavic-pale; and
The Newest BlackBerry, yet...forget it. Someone just shoot me. In the face. Now.
But seriously, Google ads, what are you doing? I mean, besides introducing me to fabulous new products? Although nothing will ever beat what is hands-down the greatest invention mankind will ever see -- A SUITCASE FULL OF SAUSAGES!* Enjoy that.
*Discovered via BikeSnobNYC.