Hell, he looks like he could be window-shopping...
...FOR WORLD RECORDS!
And I assure you, that is not sweat glistening on Bolt's face. He runs so fast sweat doesn't even have a chance to formulate. Instead, I'm guessing that's probably a new flavor of Vitamin Water (Betacarotene Bolt?) that he splashed on his face in what will end up becoming a multi-million-dollar beverage endorsement. Honestly, who wouldn't want this man to advertise their products? Puma knows what's good.
I sure as hell know what's good.
And Bolt definitely knows what's good -- himself!
Damn, Bolt's sh*t is tight. And in opposite news, apparently, the douchey American teevee "powers" that be (at Lifetime *chuckle*) have settled on quite a suitable (read: retarded) name for that awesome (read: tool-filled) new "reality" show to be based in Georgetown (read: Georgetown) -- Blonde Charity Mafia. Yeah, I might have made up Betacarotene Bolt Vitamin Water, but I did not make up Blonde Charity Mafia (give me some credit...). Welcome to hell!
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His muscle tissue looks really dense!
"Blonde Charity Mafia"
jesus god. i don't even believe in a religion and i feel like that is proof of the devil.
bad--
Ba-dum-ching!
greg--
There's a reason they filmed The Exorcist in Georgetown.
I know this isn't a Shambles PI post but I just wanted to mention the most horrific thing I saw today on the metro--a woman wearing fishnets and crocs--presumably to work, as she seemed to be wearing some sort of uniform.
Speaking of the Exorcist Stairs, running up them 12 times, with a 2 block by 2 block by 2 block cooldown and build up jog in between each trip, will kick anyone's ass but will get you fit in a hurry. I know. I checked today.
Bolt is beyond fast. I was at a womens marathon watching party / get together, and I told everyone how jaw dropping the 100 meter race was (didn't say why). I'm still amazed that he pulled up for the last 10 meters and still broke a world record. it was mostly runners at this party and yeah they were impressed.
And Olympic Committee Presidouche Jacque Rogge is a real douche, blasting Bolt. FU rogge, if he wins a gold medal and breaks the world record while showboating, he can freaking showboat. This dud on Yahoo sports ripped rogge to shreds: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/track_field/news?slug=dw-rogge082108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
Rogge would fit in well on that Georgetown show. And don't worry peeps, as soon as I was done running I booked it back across the river. In fact, I can't decide whether or not to turn my blog into a running one or call it Across The River.
omlyeh--
Oh. My. God. I'm pretty sure that was in my nightmares last night. She came at me some homemade weaponry made of sharpened government nametags...
mjj--
I would only run those stairs if I had the Rocky theme song blasting from a huge boombox, which I would carry on my shoulder. Of course, my weak organism would pass out and die after that. Eh.
And nice article -- Rogge is a douche.
Also, you should blog about your running/jogging routes! I don't think a lot of people know DC can be a very outdoorsy workout city.
Funny you mention the Rocky theme song, I have The Rocky Story disc on my MP3 player! Listened to Hearts on Fire while running back across the Key Bridge actually.
A lot of my recent blog postings on http://maryjanejeff.blogspot.com have been about my running tours. I totally agree that the outdoorsy scene here is very under the radar. I hear great things about things to do down near Richmond and the James River too. My run tonight was basically my August 3 post minus and travels to the boathouse. I've got a new route that I want to share with people.
I like running different random routes because it lets me see things in the city and NOVA that I may not otherwise. Sorry MD but it takes too long to get there via Metro just to run.
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