Tuesday, April 1, 2008

and lest i forget...

I just bought a pair of boot-cut jeans. From Ann Taylor Loft of all places! You like?

April fools! (LOL! LMAO! ROTFL! LLAHOCWJGFFHDJ!*)

*Anyone who can read my sick and twisted mind and can figure out what this ridiculously long acronym I just made up stands for will not only receive my undying praise, but will also get a free Golden Touch Dice Revolution lesson taught by me in one of DC's sketchiest back alleys. Now if that's not incentive to offer an answer, I don't know what is...

7 comments:

I-66 said...

LLAHOCWJGFFHDJ...

I'm gonna go with... Laughs Like A Heavyset Oncologist Chewing Wonderous Jujubees Gleefully For Five Hours, Dying Justly.

No? C'mon. What else could it be?

Marissa said...

Well I'll be damned. You got the first three words right. The rest of your guess, while admirable, is dead wrong. Next!

Shannon said...

Laughs Like a Hipster-Cool Writer/Journalist Going Freaky-Freaky in Hiphugger Drainpipe Jeans?

Marissa said...

Wow. Kudos on the "freaky-freaky." I kind of wish it stood for that. But it doesn't. No dice for you! Next!

I-66 said...

Whatever. Like you don't like jujubees.

ms. spinach said...

oh, i have had way too much wine tonight to even begin to contemplate that.

but i did totally LOL at your post. (after i was like, "wow, who actually admits they buy ann taylor loft jeans?... oh!" i'm so incredibly gullible.)

Marissa said...

ms. spinach--

Oh, you're not the only gullible one. I first SMS'd my friend that I had bought boot-leg jeans and she didn't text back. Later, I g-chatted her and was like, "did you get my sms?" and she wrote back, "yeah. it does not deserve a response." This lil' joke was inspired by another friend who texted to someone that he had just bought a Louis Vuitton fleece. Oh bad fashion April fools gags are the best...!