T: Do you know anyone that can get me a job in NYC? Or anyone who needs a roommate?
me: MOVE TO DC.
T: F*CK THAT
T: I've always had this weird dislike for that city. I feel like everyone has an agenda that just isn't real.
me: You mean the agenda to be a tool? Wait, nevermind. That's real.
me: Wait, how do you know DC sucks? Have you been here? I'm doing some research now. I'm wondering if people need to come here to know it sucks or is it something you can tell from the outside.
T: You can tell from the outside, but I went once and decided from then that I just didn't want to ever go there again.
Does this concern anyone else that people feel the same way about the goddamn Capital of the Free World as they do about the gulag?!
Only one thing can help us now...
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!