for dc lovers and tough lovers alike

And especially for those of you like myself who are still at work. (Damn you, deadline! Damn you!)

While I gather much of my humor is (un)questionable(-ely awesome!), MC Hammer (or simply Hammer, if you will) in a tiny zebra print speedo is not.

So, may we all join together as one, my friends, regardless of our feelings about the Capital of the Free World, and rejoice over, be awed by, and wonder who told MC Hammer he looked good in the timeless classic, "Pumps and a Bump."