I could go on and on with these types of incredibly thought-provoking questions, but in the interest of time and Venn diagrams, I present to you a pretty picture.
The Anti DC Theory that Tools and Douchebags Are Not Synonymous
My computing skills blow so let me add that the two straight lines that form a pinnacle over the center of the Venn are supposed to indicate where on the Asshole Continuum tools and douches fall. While TADCTtTaDANS maintains all tools and douches are inherently assholes, those who fall closer to or in the "Dools/Touches" category are bigger assholes than those who subscribe to the strictly douche or tool schools of being.
Damn, this is epic.